Serbian

you know you are Serbian when...
1. you are strangely taller than all your friends

2.you know that you are misunderstood by like the entire world

3. You say opa when you really mean to say yay

4. You can write in two different ways

5. you are the only person on the entire planet that suffers from the epidemic called "promaja"...a.k.a extreme wind paranoia

6. u go swimming in rivers that your American friends call gross or unswimmable...but you do it anyway cus thats how you roll

7.your best friend is a Russian

8. you are strangely attracted to boys that can kolo or boys that can "break"

9. your checkbones are wider than everyone elses

10.you hang out with your Greek friend nd attack suspicous Turkish-looking people from across the street with your squirt gun

11. If you laugh at your own hilarious jokes that noone else gets

12. you go to Finland and people think that you are African

13. Ana Ivanovic is your idol

14. futbol means war

15. you think its strange that your Croation nighbors say bog (god) as a greeting

16. your parents say your gonna "die" if you dont go to a good school

17. you are nocturnal

18. you kiss more than an Italian

19. When you always have to compare prices with everything at the store.

20. you know where to go for a fun,hot and CHEAP night life that wouldnt make you broke

21. you can shake "sta toja mama gave ya"

22. you can make a pita

23. you have an urge to help out people who have never skiied before

24. you invite your two friends over and cook enough food for an entire army...then when you serve them food and they say its enough you quickly give them more and say "ohh just a little bit more!"

25. you know how to "feed" your guests

26. you are always carpooling or inviting guests over when they dont know where to go

27. you can never get lost even if they put u in a village in the center of Romania

28. you know the real way to spell "Belgrade"

29. When you use your entire wage to buy something for someone who invited you for lunch

30. when people ask "do you know that guy with the accordian?"

31. when "its your way or the highway"

32. If you own a frula

34. you go to the beach and you end up flashing everyone at the end...

33. if you have a beach house in montenegro

34. the boys dont neccessarily know what exactly you are but they cant stop staring...

35. when your friends joke about drinking alcohol you say "OK!!!"...but you really mean it...

36. When you jump on people and they yell "im getting mobbed by a Serbian" even though that usually wouldnt happen...

37.If you are the only white person on the court that can play basketball

38. Ako razumes sta kasem!

Serbian people can vary just like everyone else ;p

Serbian

The coolest people ever. They make the best beer and food. And the best at Sports. (even more than Russia) Every other country that surrounds them steals their culture and blames them for everything. (They are all just jealous.)

That Serbian man can kick your scrawny Polish ass.

Serbian

Serbians are mostly all very tall and skinny.
But also like to eat our meats :P

They are very proud of thier country

Also mostly all there last names end with- vic

"Whoah You tall !"
" Yea i know Im Serbian "

Serbians

Serbians = the most beautiful people on earth. albanians and croats hatin..bitches plz u wish u were serb!

Serbians are gods.
Serbians are hot.
Serbians kick ass.

Serbian

The greatest and most superior race on the face if this planet Earth.

Ways To Identify a Serbian:
1) They LOVE their country.
2) Kosovo je SRBIJA.
3) They have the biggest sandwiches at school.
4) They love their baba.
5) Cevapi.
6) THEYRE NOT A VEGETARIAN.

Joe: Yo, that new dude, Djordje, must be Serbian.
Mike: Why do you say that?
Joe: Look at the size of his sandwich!
Djordje: KOSOVO JE SRBIJA!

Serbians

The best type of people on this whole planet
Srbija do Tokija! jebes ameriku

Wow look at that sexy Serbian chick over there damn she's hot.Ya man all Serbian women are hot.Serbians are so cool.

serbians

serbians have always been loyal and brave country that has never been scared of no one, even when the odds are agaisnt them. serbians have always had brave soldiers and sadly, always had alot of traitors and making bad decisions which is why serbians have been having such bad luck throughout history. the treachery and backstabing has been around serbia since the middle ages. from the battle of kosovo in 1389 to this very day.

Peter Karadjordjevic had good intentions after WW1, but made a big mistake which costed serbians alot. In stead of making one big serbian state he proclaimed the Kingdom of Serbs, Croats and Slovenians in December 1918 which divided alot of serbian land to give to the croats and slovenes. this would have had to be one of the biggest mistakes ever made by serbia. After yugoslavia was made the backstabing and hatred of the serbians began. the croatians in particular proved how much they hated serbians during the second world war by killing thousands of serb civillins, which was the thanks serbia got for saving them in the first world war. in stead of choosing a serbian to lead yugoslavia, Josip Broz Tito was choosen a half Croat half Slovene - big mistake. the second world war soon coming to an end and the chetniks and partisans were ploting a attack to sweep through croatia, liberate the concentration camps and kill any remianing Fascists. Tito did not allow this plan to proceed as he said that the croatians are serbia's "brother" and that everything will be back to normal after the war. Tito had long planned to tear yugoslavia apart and destroy serbia, Tito put all the money into croatia and slovania and so when tito died yugoslavia would collapse. while tito lived, it was his personal prestige that was holding yugoslavia together. In 1989 Slobodan Milosevic was elected as president of serbia. although Milosevic was not such a great president he still wanted to unify yugoslavia and the serbian people. Slobodan Milosevic has made alot of mistakes and if were prevented from happening, serbia would be in a much better position. In 1999 NATO launched a illegal bombing campaign causing a massive humanitarian catastrophe. NATO bombing went on for 79 days, the biggest bombing campaign in history. By may 1999 NATO and US airforce supremacy was warning and urging Milosevic to sign a truce and allow NATO peacekeeper's into kosovo. If Milosovic had kept fight just for one more week, serbia would have won and would be in a totally differnt position and Milosevic would have been a world hero. This is just another example of a bad decision made by the serbians. On April 1, 2001 President Milosevic was arrested and imprisoned by the Serbian Government of the so-called “Democratic Opposition of Serbia,” On June 28, 2001, St. Vitus Day, the holiest day on the Serbian Orthodox calendar, the Government of the Republic of Serbia, in a humiliating display of treason, illegally kidnapped President Milosevic and handed him over to the Hague Tribunal which flagrantly violated not only the Constitutions of Serbia and of Yugoslavia, but also of numerous international statutes regarding the extradition of prisoners.
this shows the treachery and backstabing of the serbian people and that was a very big mistake handing over Milosevic like that. Milosevic should have been trialed in serbia by the serbians instead of handing him over to the Hague. serbians are not a united country which is why everything has gone wrong for the serbs.

俚语	a serbian's
释义	Serbian you know you are Serbian when... 1. you are strangely taller than all your friends 2.you know that you are misunderstood by like the entire world 3. You say opa when you really mean to say yay 4. You can write in two different ways 5. you are the only person on the entire planet that suffers from the epidemic called "promaja"...a.k.a extreme wind paranoia 6. u go swimming in rivers that your American friends call gross or unswimmable...but you do it anyway cus thats how you roll 7.your best friend is a Russian 8. you are strangely attracted to boys that can kolo or boys that can "break" 9. your checkbones are wider than everyone elses 10.you hang out with your Greek friend nd attack suspicous Turkish-looking people from across the street with your squirt gun 11. If you laugh at your own hilarious jokes that noone else gets 12. you go to Finland and people think that you are African 13. Ana Ivanovic is your idol 14. futbol means war 15. you think its strange that your Croation nighbors say bog (god) as a greeting 16. your parents say your gonna "die" if you dont go to a good school 17. you are nocturnal 18. you kiss more than an Italian 19. When you always have to compare prices with everything at the store. 20. you know where to go for a fun,hot and CHEAP night life that wouldnt make you broke 21. you can shake "sta toja mama gave ya" 22. you can make a pita 23. you have an urge to help out people who have never skiied before 24. you invite your two friends over and cook enough food for an entire army...then when you serve them food and they say its enough you quickly give them more and say "ohh just a little bit more!" 25. you know how to "feed" your guests 26. you are always carpooling or inviting guests over when they dont know where to go 27. you can never get lost even if they put u in a village in the center of Romania 28. you know the real way to spell "Belgrade" 29. When you use your entire wage to buy something for someone who invited you for lunch 30. when people ask "do you know that guy with the accordian?" 31. when "its your way or the highway" 32. If you own a frula 34. you go to the beach and you end up flashing everyone at the end... 33. if you have a beach house in montenegro 34. the boys dont neccessarily know what exactly you are but they cant stop staring... 35. when your friends joke about drinking alcohol you say "OK!!!"...but you really mean it... 36. When you jump on people and they yell "im getting mobbed by a Serbian" even though that usually wouldnt happen... 37.If you are the only white person on the court that can play basketball 38. Ako razumes sta kasem! Serbian people can vary just like everyone else ;p Serbian The coolest people ever. They make the best beer and food. And the best at Sports. (even more than Russia) Every other country that surrounds them steals their culture and blames them for everything. (They are all just jealous.) That Serbian man can kick your scrawny Polish ass. Serbian Serbians are mostly all very tall and skinny. But also like to eat our meats :P They are very proud of thier country Also mostly all there last names end with- vic "Whoah You tall !" " Yea i know Im Serbian " Serbians Serbians = the most beautiful people on earth. albanians and croats hatin..bitches plz u wish u were serb! Serbians are gods. Serbians are hot. Serbians kick ass. Serbian The greatest and most superior race on the face if this planet Earth. Ways To Identify a Serbian: 1) They LOVE their country. 2) Kosovo je SRBIJA. 3) They have the biggest sandwiches at school. 4) They love their baba. 5) Cevapi. 6) THEYRE NOT A VEGETARIAN. Joe: Yo, that new dude, Djordje, must be Serbian. Mike: Why do you say that? Joe: Look at the size of his sandwich! Djordje: KOSOVO JE SRBIJA! Serbians The best type of people on this whole planet Srbija do Tokija! jebes ameriku Wow look at that sexy Serbian chick over there damn she's hot.Ya man all Serbian women are hot.Serbians are so cool. serbians serbians have always been loyal and brave country that has never been scared of no one, even when the odds are agaisnt them. serbians have always had brave soldiers and sadly, always had alot of traitors and making bad decisions which is why serbians have been having such bad luck throughout history. the treachery and backstabing has been around serbia since the middle ages. from the battle of kosovo in 1389 to this very day. Peter Karadjordjevic had good intentions after WW1, but made a big mistake which costed serbians alot. In stead of making one big serbian state he proclaimed the Kingdom of Serbs, Croats and Slovenians in December 1918 which divided alot of serbian land to give to the croats and slovenes. this would have had to be one of the biggest mistakes ever made by serbia. After yugoslavia was made the backstabing and hatred of the serbians began. the croatians in particular proved how much they hated serbians during the second world war by killing thousands of serb civillins, which was the thanks serbia got for saving them in the first world war. in stead of choosing a serbian to lead yugoslavia, Josip Broz Tito was choosen a half Croat half Slovene - big mistake. the second world war soon coming to an end and the chetniks and partisans were ploting a attack to sweep through croatia, liberate the concentration camps and kill any remianing Fascists. Tito did not allow this plan to proceed as he said that the croatians are serbia's "brother" and that everything will be back to normal after the war. Tito had long planned to tear yugoslavia apart and destroy serbia, Tito put all the money into croatia and slovania and so when tito died yugoslavia would collapse. while tito lived, it was his personal prestige that was holding yugoslavia together. In 1989 Slobodan Milosevic was elected as president of serbia. although Milosevic was not such a great president he still wanted to unify yugoslavia and the serbian people. Slobodan Milosevic has made alot of mistakes and if were prevented from happening, serbia would be in a much better position. In 1999 NATO launched a illegal bombing campaign causing a massive humanitarian catastrophe. NATO bombing went on for 79 days, the biggest bombing campaign in history. By may 1999 NATO and US airforce supremacy was warning and urging Milosevic to sign a truce and allow NATO peacekeeper's into kosovo. If Milosovic had kept fight just for one more week, serbia would have won and would be in a totally differnt position and Milosevic would have been a world hero. This is just another example of a bad decision made by the serbians. On April 1, 2001 President Milosevic was arrested and imprisoned by the Serbian Government of the so-called “Democratic Opposition of Serbia,” On June 28, 2001, St. Vitus Day, the holiest day on the Serbian Orthodox calendar, the Government of the Republic of Serbia, in a humiliating display of treason, illegally kidnapped President Milosevic and handed him over to the Hague Tribunal which flagrantly violated not only the Constitutions of Serbia and of Yugoslavia, but also of numerous international statutes regarding the extradition of prisoners. this shows the treachery and backstabing of the serbian people and that was a very big mistake handing over Milosevic like that. Milosevic should have been trialed in serbia by the serbians instead of handing him over to the Hague. serbians are not a united country which is why everything has gone wrong for the serbs.
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