Kerbing
The act of pulling your jeans down, your coat up and shitting all over a residential street and your boxers in the early hours of the morning after a Thai boxing match and a dodgy Indian.
Massive kerbing accident last night!
Kerb
The bricks that seperate the pavement/sidewalk from the road
I tripped on the kerb crossing the road
Kerbe
Kerbe is an incredibly creative person. She will always have your back and make it known that you matter. She is a beauty inside and out. Extremely loyal and also very stylish. If you don’t have a Kerbe in your life, I feel bad for you.
I’m so thankful to have a Kerbe.
High Kerbing
When a man raises his leg on a higher level e.g. Kerb, low table, sofa arm etc. to allow extra leverage for masturbation
I did a good bit of high kerbing last night while the missus watched
kerb crawler
a person who drives around red light districts looking for sex.
Kerb Burglar
(n) (sometimes "curb") New Zealand/Australian term for someone (usually a student) who trawls the streets the night before a kerb-side Council cleanup of household goods, looking for anything they might find useful or valuable before it's disposed of the following morning.
I put my old stained mattress and broken gas heater out on the footpath only 10 minutes ago, and already the Kerb Burglars have grabbed them
kerb crawling
the art of driving around red light disrticts looking for sex.