kerfuckle
In a really bad situation and very fucking confused
"I was in a kerfuckle when I realized I had left my ATM card at home".
kerfuckle
n. a messed up mess
v. to mess something up
v. to mess something up
The political candidate created a real kerfuckle for himself, when he lied about his finances.
kerfuckled
A thing or situation that is "fucked up". An unwanted event resulting in misfortune. Something gone terribly wrong.
Mary drank too much at the party and puked on the record player, thus rendering it completely kerfuckled. In this example, Mary may also be described as being kerfuckled as she was pukeing drunk, and also created a disruptive, "kerfuckled" social situation.
kerfuckle
To enter a never ending cycle of dropping work tools when wearing a employer issued baggy jacket
"I only dropped a pen; then I kerfuckled my lighter, a crummer, six more pens, mints, and my phone. Fuck these jackets!"
kerfuckle
A word-mix of "ker-plop", "fuck-up", and "fumble", meaning:
1) A huge mistake or poor decision made by a dumbass.
2) A person guilty of such dumbassery that the word is applied directly to him/her.
1) A huge mistake or poor decision made by a dumbass.
2) A person guilty of such dumbassery that the word is applied directly to him/her.
1) *Our dumbass president makes another stupid decision* "Well, that was a kerfuckle of a move."
2) *Dumbassery is commited* "Dude, you are such a king-sized kerfuckle."
2) *Dumbassery is commited* "Dude, you are such a king-sized kerfuckle."
Kerfuckled
(Ker fuck uld). To mess up a goof or a gaff do not count this is for accidents
That boy kerfuckled his geometry grade
Kerfuckled
A word describing unfortunate events related to 2020
2020 is kerfuckled