Kermit the Frog
A frog who is a Muppet and is not leaving 75% of his will to Koian because it's not true
Kermit the Frog does not have a will because he is a muppet
Kermit the Frog
Lovable green frog of the Muppets gang; Is also a pretty sick nasty pirate.
Kermit the Frog: Hello evryone!
Jim: That's the raging volcano? He's a frog!
Rizzo: Maybe he get 'hopping mad.' 'Hopping mad!'*laughes*
Jim: That's the raging volcano? He's a frog!
Rizzo: Maybe he get 'hopping mad.' 'Hopping mad!'*laughes*
Kermit the Frog
The greenest, baddest, and slickest baddie hunting frog on the planet known as Earth.
Jack: Yoo, I met Kermit the Frog on Omegle, he showed me his cucumber, nasty ass frog!
Kermit the Frog
When a guy puts on a Kermit the Frog Hand Puppet and gives another guy a handjob
Did you hear... Nathan gave Jose a Kermit the Frog in the mens bathroom at Denny's.
Kermit The Frog
Kermit The Frog 🐸 Will Steal ur mans even if u Eat green bean Casserole so watch out bitches
Kermit The Frog: I can take your mad if I want too but lucky for u I don’t want to
Kermit The Frog
Kermit is the coolest and most amazing frog/god in the world AND IF U DONT LIKE HIM U NEED TO DIE IN A FIRE
"whos that frog over there he looks so cool and amazing'' ''yes he is amazing and cool he is Kermit the frog
Kermiting the Frog
A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.
Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.