Kershawed

To pull out of a female, blow load in left hand, and throw cum at a high velocity on a woman's chest.

When you get absolutely obliterated whilst out clubbing, pass out in the club toilets and wake up in hospital.

- verb - to wander, to roam aimlessly, to travel without a destination or reason.

to 'kershaw' someone is to become consumed by a blind fit of rage, as if a red mist has descended over the attacker's eyes, resulting in swinging fists, angry snarls and busted lips. The attackers are often unaware of the fact that they have 'kershawed' someone, in a jekyll and hyde-esque fashion.

Having success up to the point where it really matters, and then inexplicably shitting your pants.

A person who is generally considered elite in their particular sport, but who seems to choke regularly in important games or situations. Can be synonymous with a player who performs well in a regular season, or smaller events, but chokes in the playoffs, postseason, or major events. Named for Clayton Kershaw, starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers, who as of 10/10/2019 sports a career 2.44 ERA in the regular season, but 4.43 ERA in the postseason.

The act of shaking a girls hand in a proper manner after having sex with her. Knowing that you will ignore her because now you have no interest.