Kert
Caring, thoughtful, helpful and self sacrificing. Kert gives to others with mild grumbling and teasing about how he doesn't want to but will allways be there for you. Kert is also most often intelligent and resourceful, creating something from nothing to resolve an issue.
Dude, he totally pulled a Kert on my gutter and solved my probelm! I've never seen such an ingenious set up... It was like MacGyver came by.
kert
the ship of two people named bert and katherine. The best ship in da worlddd
kert is great
Kert
Kert is a specific type of daddy, mostly a daddy that's better than all others
Kert is such a Kert like 😩
Kert
The ship name devoted to Katherine and Albert. Together. Kert. In other words, cutest couple that won the Oscars. Both with unique personalities. AH. love is in the air.
Omg they're so cute toggether. KERT FOR LIFE
Captain Kert
Captain Kert was an old mascot for Captain Crunch, before he got absolutely wasted and raided a Best Buy store thinking it was Black Friday. He stole a mannequin and decided to become a juggalo and broke into IKEA, and took a shet on the cash register. And now he makes money as a sex-ed clown.
Did you hear about the old sea shanties of Captain Kert
Kerting
When a person named Kert goes Karting
He is Kerting
He is Kerting
He is Kerting
Kert Cobain
The seat behind shotgun in a car as a reference to his suicide
Guy 1: I call shotgun!
Guy 2: I call kert Cobain!
Guy 2: I call kert Cobain!