Keshan

Keshan (noun), alt. Ke$han - a term used to identify female teenage to young-adult aficionados of American entertainer Ke$ha. These individuals embody the general subject matter of said artist's songs including: sluttiness, drunkenness, insatiable hunger for penis, losing shoes, a penchant for waking up in strangers' homes, disregard for personal hygiene, self-respect, or safety and generally frivolous life choices.

A beautiful woman. A woman of high intelligence. Usually a mother of beautiful children. One who is good at anything she does. If Greek, she would have the body of a goddess and mind of a philosopher.

A Keshan (noun, male) is a strong willed, highly intelligent, multi talented, dashingly handsome man, often misunderstood by those around him. He takes effort to get to know, but he's worth the investment. Keshans can do it all, and usually have a lot of hobbies.

If you meet a Keshan, hold onto them. You'll rarely ever meet someone so amazing so don't pass up the opportunity.

1. (n) Any man who avidly misuses the word "perverted."

2. (n) A male Asian name originating from the mispronunciation of the word "keychain."

Having sex with a midget whilst you scream "heeelllppppp my meat!"

Keshan (noun, male) - a highly intelligent, multi talented, strong willed man who can do it all. He is a true rarity among men.

Keshans are devastatingly handsome. If you ever meet a Keshan, you should do everything in your power to get to know them. He can be difficulty to get to know but Keshans are more than worth the investment.

If you have the opportunity to have a Keshan in your life, don't let him slip away.