kettlebell
A Russian exercise tool that dates back to the 1700's. It resembles a cannonball with a handle welded onto it. Although it is very unassuming, it is a sinister training tool that will seriously kick your butt if you train correctly with it. It is a favorite of MMA fighters and strongman competitors.
Rahim threw up yesterday after completing three rounds of kettlebell exercises!
kettlebell
A ball and handle made of cast iron. Usually 36, 54, or 72 pounds. Used for exercising. Resembles a black kettle.
Give me 50 one arm snatches with a 72lb kettlebell.
Kettlebell
1. A demonstration of homosexuality. A means of expressing how gay a man is. A homoerotic unit of measurement.
2. A Russian way to exercise that says "I can exercise with the big boys!" It’s the power lifters equivalent to a girl pushup.
3. A secret society of the gay community.
An exercise used to initiate you into Gaydom.
2. A Russian way to exercise that says "I can exercise with the big boys!" It’s the power lifters equivalent to a girl pushup.
3. A secret society of the gay community.
An exercise used to initiate you into Gaydom.
Sally: "Oleg really likes his kettlebell."
Jane: "Hes obviously gay."
Bruce: "Are there any hot guys here tonight?"
Prudence: "oooh yes! Those guys over there are my little kettlebell men!"
Jane: "Hes obviously gay."
Bruce: "Are there any hot guys here tonight?"
Prudence: "oooh yes! Those guys over there are my little kettlebell men!"
Irish kettlebell
The act of placing one or more testiculs into any given asshole. The process has been attempted by many, but successful with only a few
"Wow bob did you go balls deep in Rachel last night?"
"Buddy, she just about broke my balls last night, after I tried the Irish Kettlebell."
"Buddy, she just about broke my balls last night, after I tried the Irish Kettlebell."
kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked
Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.
As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!