Kettle down a shit
When a shit is so large it has to be dissolved with boiling water, through the use of a kettle, in order for it to be safely flushed, and not cause long term damage.
Jamie Self: OMG I just had to poke a shit down with a stick!!
David Walker: LOL. Why didn't you just 'Kettle it down'??
Jamie Self: I didn't think to 'Kettle down a shit'.
David Walker: ROFLCOPTER YOU N00B.
David Walker: LOL. Why didn't you just 'Kettle it down'??
Jamie Self: I didn't think to 'Kettle down a shit'.
David Walker: ROFLCOPTER YOU N00B.