Keventh

Keventh rhymes with Seventh, but with a K. A type of vegetable with a square head the size of a large television. A “dad joke” creator that laughs like Salacious B. Crumb (Jaba the Hutt’s pet). The child no one asked for or wanted. Has never pleased a woman and probably never will. Delusions of grandeur abound, a great poet only in their own mind! To know a Keventh is to know pain and sadness. Being a vegetable, Keventh is androgynous.

To cook a Keventh you need to beat it on concrete for 8 hours and then boil it another twelve, this allows it’s head to soften up.

俚语	keventh
释义	Keventh Keventh rhymes with Seventh, but with a K. A type of vegetable with a square head the size of a large television. A “dad joke” creator that laughs like Salacious B. Crumb (Jaba the Hutt’s pet). The child no one asked for or wanted. Has never pleased a woman and probably never will. Delusions of grandeur abound, a great poet only in their own mind! To know a Keventh is to know pain and sadness. Being a vegetable, Keventh is androgynous. To cook a Keventh you need to beat it on concrete for 8 hours and then boil it another twelve, this allows it’s head to soften up.
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