Kevin Jonas Syndrome

The desire to have sex when you have a small penis.

When a woman either says

"That's it?",

"Were you neutered?",

"I'll go get the ketchup.",

"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."

or

"Aww, it's hiding."

when she first sees you naked.

Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.

Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.