Kevin's Law
The natural phenomenon by which if one does not order sour cream when it is available, then one is a fag
Thorsen: No, hold the sour cream
Kaufman: Uhh, that would violate Kevin's Law
Thorsen: I'm aware of this
Kaufman: I applaud you for coming out this way
Kaufman: Uhh, that would violate Kevin's Law
Thorsen: I'm aware of this
Kaufman: I applaud you for coming out this way