Kevtard
When a kev (in) who drives a Chevy but swears ford are the superior vehicle. Snorts that Columbia sinus sauce and talks so fast you’d think he was speaking Chinese because he’s going a mile a minute.
Hey that guys acting like a real kevtard today!
kevtarded
when you wake up and have no fucking idea what happened the previous night.
David: Why is there piss and throw up all over your room?
Kevin: I dont know man... I woke up so kevtarded this morning.
Kevin: I dont know man... I woke up so kevtarded this morning.