Keyanism

The way of describing a situation by non-truthful hard facts. The ability to argue for with others all day for something that makes absolutely no since at all. Synonym of Byronism

Keyan is a GOD he's fearless, strong, powerful, he's one who has perfected the abailty to love, Care and show compassion but if crossed he is to be feared , He has mastered the art of sex, he is a special and rare breed Originated from a rare cosmic dust called Chondrite his kind only comes around once every 200years the last dated of his kind's exsistance is early to mid 90's if you have one keep this Jim near

Someone who everyone loves.

On the outside Keyan may look mean but on the inside he is a sweet hearted and kind minded.

He is loud but also can be very understanding. He is very brave and never gives up on anything. He loves being involved in ALL sport. He is goofy and can make anyone laugh.

Keyan is one of the most loving guys you will ever meet. He loves his friends and family, but even more than that he loves ALL animals.
Even though he is perfect he never seems to think so, so he always has to rely on his friends and family to tell him he is amazing.

A strong man who is very attractive and every woman who has seen him has fallen in love with him.

Keyan is most likely playing video games right now. He is constantly glued to a screen but when he's not, he is a loving and intelligent person. They are a very rare species and are commonly found in their man cave. They like alot of nerdy things and have atleast 5 sets of dice. They feed on chicken and chips exclusively, only sometimes feasting on raw vegetables.

If you happen across a keyan and you are not their freind, they will require an offering. If he deems the offering worthy, he will announce you his freind. If the offering is unworthy, run. Its your best chance. Despite his lack of ability to harm others, he will stop at nothing until you die. It will be a slow death.

If you become a keyans favorite person, he will follow you like a sheep. His closest freinds can always count on him to be pissed at random people for being assholes. If you manage to become his spouse he will cherish you forever, although most keyans never see a potential mate as they are very aggressive and drive most of them insane.

'lil bitch