Keyes

A manly man who is hot and sexy no matter what the condition.

A general disorder or outbreak on the face from swallowing too many pickles.

The Cap'n from the hit Xbox and PC game who ends up getting his head ripped of by Master Chief a.k.a. John, all that is left of the Spartan Project, When the Captain suddenly becomes an evil parasitic lifeform known as the flood.

A bigot filled with hate, hypocrisy, and moral perversion. Also, he was a Republican candiate in the 2004 Illinois senate race. His opponent, Barack Obama defeated the low-life by a landslide. He is a religious fascist. His extremism preached intolerance, hate, and idiocy. His daughter, Maya Keyes, came out as a lesbian shortly after he lost the election. Alan Keyes then disowned his daughter and refused to pay for her schooling. However, justice prevailed as a good school gave her free tuition. Alan Keyes stated Christ would not vote for a Democrat and the all homosexuals are selfish hedonists.

She is happy , nice, thick asf, if u break her heart she'll break your soul

An arsehole who sticks his tongue in his mouth as if he's got a Willy in it he acts completely gay but around girls he deepens his voice to try sound cool even though he just looks like a fucking cunt

An amazing person, siriusly invested in fandoms, particularly the harry potter fandom, the best person you'll ever meet, devilishly handsome (jk, very beautiful), loves buying cookies in middle school. Will be there for you, may act all quiet and shy, but she's either plotting your death, shipping you with someone, thinking about something cringy she did 3 years ago, or imagining her current fanfiction future/better ending