Key West Butt Tickler

Any thick facial hair found on a gay man.

Any big bushy mustache usually worn by homosexual men to attract other homosexual men.

Any moustache circa 1978, found on any hawaiian shirt donning television private investigator or general flaming homo. also known as the "Cop Moustache", the "Burt Reynolds", the "Tom Selleck", or the "Magnum PI".