Ashbager
(adj) A word to describe a big, douch bag, lying/ manipulating, pot head/ coke head, drug lord/dealer, who uses phrases that make no sense yet make girls completely damp; for example, "the soup is done."
Hey, that large, unattractive, high, bald man is a ashbager asshole.
Ashbag
A cross between an asshole and a douche bag.
"That guy is such an ashbag."
"That guy is being such an ashbag to his wife."
"That guy is being such an ashbag to his wife."