Khankla
The tropical island nation that was founded by two children of hedonism. Clothes are strictly forbidden, as are douche bags and puritanical mindsets. Orgies are encouraged, and the island's national motto is, "I'm here for the gang bang?" Streams and waterfalls are composed of pure grain alcohol and all local flora can be converted into some kind of mind-altering substance. The overall theme of the island is pure escapism and emotional distance with a splash of commitment phobia. Khankla is the perfect isle for getting down and dirty, particularly in pudding.
Dude, I'm headed to Khankla for New Year's. You in? Nah, brah, I'm banned from there for life.