Khristan
A person who has a very big penis and performs great in bed, at the same time, looks very handsome.
I met this guy last night. He was a "Khristan".
Kind Khristan Konservative
Conservatives who pretend to be caring and concerned individuals while simultaneously justifying the abuse of any minorities that happen to cross their radar
It's so Christlike how those Kind Khristan Konservatives justified shooting that unarmed black guy in the back while he was trying to get that Guatemalan toddler out of that cage