khune
A black, South African Goalkeeper in Football/Soccer with an ironic name. (See Koon)
Me: "My Goalkeeper is Khune"
Friend: "That is so racist, He didn't choose to be a Koon"
Me: "No his name is Khune"
Friend: "Oh and your Midfielder is called Banana... because he is black"
Me: "Yes he is. Yaya Banana. Both Khune and Yaya Banana are real footballers with those names"
Friend: "That is so racist, He didn't choose to be a Koon"
Me: "No his name is Khune"
Friend: "Oh and your Midfielder is called Banana... because he is black"
Me: "Yes he is. Yaya Banana. Both Khune and Yaya Banana are real footballers with those names"
Khunee
A massive nonce!
Concerned Parent 1: Who is that man looking at my child?
Concerned Parent 2: Oh, that's local nonce, Khunee!
Concerned Parent 2: Oh, that's local nonce, Khunee!