Kick A Puppy
The result of being mad, ticked off, or generally depressed with life and the circumstances it produces. Usually an exaggeration. Still, best not to have any puppies around or other cute pets for that matter. Cats can stay because they are usually evil and deserve kicking.
Dude: I just threw your TV out the window.
Guy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!! I'M SO MAD I COULD KICK A PUPPY
Guy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!! I'M SO MAD I COULD KICK A PUPPY
Kick this puppy
To hastily leave the current location in search of adventure. Synonymous with phrases such as "Let's get out of here" and "Let's split".
"I'm tired of this place, let's kick this puppy."
kicked your puppy
someone having the appearance of just receiving very bad news or suffering a horrible disappointment.
Hey man, you alright? You look like someone just kicked your puppy.
kick your puppy
This is what comes up in T9 texting if you attempt to type "lick your pussy". The phrase is now a double entendre.
Hey babe, when I get home I wanna kick your puppy.
I'd let you kick my puppy.
I'd let you kick my puppy.
Drop-Kicked My Puppy
To Take Someone's Idea
"Dude, you just totally drop-kicked my puppy. I was just about to say that."
"I can't believe he drop-kicked my puppy. I would have gotten a promotion with that idea."
"I can't believe he drop-kicked my puppy. I would have gotten a promotion with that idea."
kick-puppy
The object of mental, physical or verbal abuse. The person who bullies always single out. The smallest guy in the class. The person most vulnerable in any given group.
I am tired of your screaming diatribes. I will not be your kick-puppy anymore.
Kicking Puppies
To turn away a nice person that wants to date you; friendzone; just friends; platonic;
Called kicking puppies because the person who exposed their feelings is going to have their hopes crushed by your denial.
Commonly associated with the phrase, "You're a nice guy, but..."
Called kicking puppies because the person who exposed their feelings is going to have their hopes crushed by your denial.
Commonly associated with the phrase, "You're a nice guy, but..."
"There are so many guys attracted to her that she'll have to get used to kicking puppies."