Kicked a Bird
To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.
If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.
If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.
Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?
Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.
Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.