Kick-worthy
A person in need of a boot in the derriere.
That guy is kick-worthy and in need of a box of crying towels.
Kick-worthy
1) Typically related to a person that is in need of persuasive measures related to contact of one's booty with the end of a frozen boot.
Gary is kick-worthy today, but I will have to wait for him to take his head out of his booty first.