kidding you not
just kidding
Dude; i saw an alien at the beach, like...kidding you not man!
Kid you not
When the funniest shit you've ever seen was a man that transformed into a pickle and identifies himself as pickle Rick
"I kid you not Jon, He turns himself into a pickle and identifies himself as pickle Rick. Funniest shit I've ever seen"
I kid you not
this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement
A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)
synonym: I swear to God.
A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)
synonym: I swear to God.
So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.
I kid you not
A phrase said by a condominium after a male orgasm
After he came, the condom screamed, I kid you not!
I kid, you not
What a kid says to an adult
Adult: Hey man!
Kid: I kid, you not
Kid: I kid, you not
Just Kidding. You fail.
Usually added at the end of a praise to make someone feel even worse when you put them down.
22:43 - Kon: Aren't you happy that I gave you it? :(
22:43 - Krabman: Yes! :D
22:43 - Kon: XD
22:43 - Krabman: Just kidding. You fail.
22:43 - Krabman: Yes! :D
22:43 - Kon: XD
22:43 - Krabman: Just kidding. You fail.
Are you kidding me
A common American phrase for expressing disbelief.
Example:
"Dude, Ned Stark fucking dies."
"I haven't see the episode yet asshole. Are you kidding me?"
"Dude, Ned Stark fucking dies."
"I haven't see the episode yet asshole. Are you kidding me?"