kidmercial
n: Commercials, generally produced by local retailers, that employ the children of the owners as spokespeople.
Someone: Hey, look, they got our mechanic's daughter Betty on TV!
Someone else: Oh, God...not another Kidmercial...well, as Kramer once said, "Move along, Betty".
Someone else: Oh, God...not another Kidmercial...well, as Kramer once said, "Move along, Betty".