Kid Rock

The people verison of an above ground pool.

A supposed 'gangsta' from Detroit, who actually grew up in the upper class rankings of a rich family, an hour outside of the city. A man who suffers from small penis syndrome, but attempts to mislead the world by saying otherwise in his lyrics. He keeps his coke in his right front pocket and a wad of $1 bills, that are wrapped in a single $100 bill in the other. His fan base doesn't have any teeth, and are typically morbidly obese. He's coined the phrase "I'm On A Motherfucking Boat!" and hopefully the next time that shipload of white trash sets sail, it sinks. All it will take is one extra ticket to be sold to exceed the boats maximum weight limit and VOILA the world will be a much better place. If he takes Ted Nugent with him...Detroit will RISE AGAIN TO GREATNESS!

A mixed up artist who doesn't know if he wants to do rap, rock, or country.

the luckiest redneck in the world

a white raprocker from the Detroit area who thinks women should be on their knees giving head to "macho" studmuffins like himself. His songs are obscenity - ridden pornographic sexist trash. He thinks that because he supports George W. Bush, wears a flag, cusses like a stevedore, supports the Iraq war, "supports the troops", smokes cigars, covers cock rock "classics" and likes Bob Seger that he's an "American Badass". He also calls himself the BullGod. He scored a big hit with Sheryl Crow that was Number One for God knows how many weeks where he whines about "since you been gone I'm in the hotel room with cocaine and whiskey". Well boo fucking hoo, Kid Rock, I really feel sorry for you. Wah! He had a hit album called "Cocky". Well, Mick Jagger is cocky, but he is cool. He and the other Stones are a talented thrill. The title says says it all about Kid Rock. He is an American Asshole. Another example: a Kid Rock song titled "You'll Never See Another Motherfucker Like Me". He's the one who said it. The stacked Pamela Anderson is married to this cretin. He's an arrogant, stupid all-around shithead.

n. 1 Ordinary generic-looking ugly Redneck 2 Uneducated Trailer Trash Wimp 3 No talent 4 Cannot sing 5 To not wash your hair 6 To not bath in a long time 6 Pam Anderson’s whipped bitch 7 Proof that even ordinary rednecks with no talent can be in the music industry 8 The attempt to sing rap…no wait...country...no, oh yeah...rock... who the fuck knows...9 A mixed up inbred banjo player 10 Farm boy 11 Sheep fucker

Redneck Kid Rock sucks fat cock...

A rapper.......no...rocker......no country artist.........ok.....he's a raprockabilly......there. Has no talent.