Kieland
A god amongst men that has women pounding his massive cock 25/7, which is an hour more than everyone else has in a day because he's fucking awesome. He is also known for his immaculate handsomeness and amazing personality in bed, as well as his unique tri-penis.
ADJ - Stacy's mom: Stacy, I wish your dad was more Kieland in bed.
N - Steve: I wish I was Kieland, because his dick makes mine look like a tit mouse's aborted fetus child.
N - Steve: I wish I was Kieland, because his dick makes mine look like a tit mouse's aborted fetus child.