kilbarchan
A small village with no chippy's and a notorious "young team" known as "young kilby amos" or when abbreviated "yka". The activities in Kilbarchan are few and far between, they vary from hanging about outside gilanys shop or chasing about the local fanny looking to get your wee man inbetween a dirty burds legs.
"Want to go to kilbarchan?"
"Naw, the yka will be oot"
"Naw, the yka will be oot"