Killdo

Killdo

A non-sexual object (i.e. a carrot) women use for masturbation that causes the death of a woman by means of foreign substances entering the respiratory or circulatory systems through a tear in the vaginal walls from the use of said object.

Note: Whoever wrote "A queef will force said object out of the clitoris and, thus, negate its title as a killdo." Is DEAD WRONG and if HE thinks that ANYTHING comes out of a clitoris he NEEDS A CLASS IN FEMALE ANATOMY BEFORE HE'S ALLOWED TO EVER TOUCH ANOTHER VAG IN HIS LIFETIME ( though in doubt he's ever inspected one to date).

Dude, did you see "1000 Ways to Die" last night? Some chick died from masturbating with a carrot. They called it a killdo.

A non-sexual object (i.e. a carrot) women use for masturbation that causes the death of a woman by means of foreign substances entering the respiratory or circulatory systems through a tear in the vaginal walls from the use of said object.

Note: A queef will force said object out of the clitoris and, thus, negate its title as a killdo.

A dildo that's got a hidden weapon inside.