Killianed

The term commonly used when jokingly breaking up with someone

He will change you. He’s really good with words, wise and kinky😂. Supremely loyal, talented, and smart when he wants to be... biggggg freak. But unfortunately he has walls, doesn’t let bet a handful in. He reads this website quite a bit actually and that’s why he’s reading this😂😂. Don’t let Killian our of your life, he’s really fun and caring. He’s the one who will make the difference. the Bronx tale says it’s an Italian thing where you have 3 greats, little do you know it’s a real thing. But He’ll make you not want to meet the other two. Fantastic personality. When you give him Killian’s Irish ale he will give you a nervous chuckle and smile. Killian’s are grateful for what they have because deep down inside he’s thinking about everything possible. He’s a great dude. I hope you find a Killian because there easy to miss but hard to replace.

He's a fucking sex monster.

Absolute sexiest man alive. Kind and loyal, he’ll never let you down when you need him most. All the ladies want him but if he talks to you don’t worry about the rest, he’s all yours. Has a monster shlong that’ll never cease to satisfy. His dump truck is like no other. You can get lost in his beautiful eyes. He might be an alcoholic and a bit of a stoner but if you can get past that flaw (or benefit) he’s the one for life.

You just can't get anyone cooler than that

An amazing person who doesn't take shit from anyone

Where do I start! He’s the best boyfriend a girl (or guy) could ask for. So amazing to be around & will always make you laugh. Tall, handsome, too small for his own good and cheeky as hell. Those locks & blue-grey eyes, my gawd, how could you not fall in love! Killian’s also loves the Mary Jane so if you offer a Killian a joint, you gonna be his bestie. That’s if you’re lucky to meet one. You may know a similar being with a ‘C’, but those fellas ain’t shit, you need the Killian with the ‘K’. And hold onto him tight