kiloturd
A metric unit of measurement for mass equivalent to 2.2046 assloads and significantly less than a shitload or fuckton and equivalent to 0.000001 fucktonnes (metric). Used mostly in Europe.
"I say Mr Pandandreou, you've got a fucktonne of debt there!"
"Yes, Mr Cameron, It's more than just a few kiloturds."
"Yes, Mr Cameron, It's more than just a few kiloturds."