Kilrog
The mighty orc warrior that roams Valhalla. Said to have a big, black, barbarian raged dick that can easily split a human woman in two. The Kilrog isn't interested in complex ideals, as he likes to solve problems with violence.
Innocent Bystander: "Oh hey, how are you doing today Mighty Kilrog?"
Kilrog: *Pulls outs battleaxe and slices innocent bystanders head off*
Kilrog: "Poor fool, Kilrog have no time for simple peasants."
Kilrog: *Pulls outs battleaxe and slices innocent bystanders head off*
Kilrog: "Poor fool, Kilrog have no time for simple peasants."