kim burrito
When someone wraps themself up in a twister mat in a burrito-like fashion. Usually, the person is named Kim and alcohol is involved. Once completed, the person announces the fact that he or she is a "kim burrito."
Kim: "Oh look, a twister mat..."
*rolls herself up*
Kim: "I'M A KIM BURRITO!"
*rolls herself up*
Kim: "I'M A KIM BURRITO!"