Kim's Law
Every new head of marketing must push to build a custom CMS
New CMO: "Hey guys! Glad to meet you all. We can all agree that WordPress is garbage, am I right? We're better than that!"
Dev whispers to other dev: "Kim's Law strikes again!"
Dev whispers to other dev: "Kim's Law strikes again!"
Kims Law
When sharing something and you know you don't wanna share it with everyone cause you won't have any left over, you kims law it (you share with one more person and then the rest is yours) and then no one can get mad because you called out kims law.
Emily can I have some chips?" "Yep, but Kims Law after you