Ashley Syndrome

Preparing ones anus for penetration

To be cool; To be very smart and have obviously good taste. May apply to men who have "Ashley" syndrome". To be eternally grateful to one named Ashley. May also appply to those who love Ashley. Especially Ashley J. Also to be very sexy.

to be lazy, and mean to say actually, more often when loaded drunk

to have be annoying and self absorbed as hell, but to have the nicest rack ever. it's heard to be mean when her rack is that nice

To be conceided and self absorbed

To be extremely talented, hot, black, larger kind of - but still hot (it don't even matter ta her), she is all up in the nana's (refer to Nana's on the search portion of this site.), and will beat down a lava (refer to Lava on the search portion of this site) if they do not perform their lava duties up to basic essential levels.

A syndrome in which two girls spend copious amounts of time trolling the pages of Ashley Madison dot com under fake profiles containing photographs stolen off the internet (usually from the Facebook pages of beautiful, hot bodied women). While doing so, they taunt, terrorize and insult their victims with catch phrases and verbiage taken from the "greek sex" section of Urban Dictionary, while simultaneously bringing them to cyber orgasm. Symptoms include: ordering massive amounts of take out, not showering, gaining 6-8 pounds, not getting dressed or brushing teeth/ hair, laughing till stomach hurts, farting, channel surfing and drinking alcohol (all kinds).