Kingleberry
The King of all Dingleberries. The most epic, heavy, uncomfortable dingleberry you can ever encounter.
Dude 1: "Man you alright? You were in the the shitter for a couple hours. . ."
Dude 2: "Yeah, I was wrestling with a monster kingleberry. You got any hedge clippers?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I was wrestling with a monster kingleberry. You got any hedge clippers?"