King of Simping

King of Simping
The absolute king of simping. The absolute god of simping.

A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.

A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.

The current king of simps is Comly. His son named “little Bart” is next in line. The king of simps is the leader of all simps

an Owen who crowns himself as being predominantly more important than all other simps and recommend all persons of the opposite sex to pleasure him

A guy who attends to his girls every need and tries to be as gentlemanly as possible. He will also protect her at all costs. This term is usually reserved for guys who are already in a relationship and tries to be the best boyfriend possible. A King Simp also treats his Girlfriend with the utmost respect and will treat her like a true gentleman. Traits of a King Simp can also be similar to a chivalrous man.

The King of Simps was the first to fall and ultimately decides the fate of other Simps.

Michael M a.k.a Skinny P

A mega simp. A man who turns his back on his children or child for a bitch. King of all simps basically. See definition simp for more info.