The King's New Ring
A riff on the phrase "The Emperor's New Clothes," it applies to athletes or sports teams who the collective media crowns champion because everyone is afraid to admit the obvious. The promised ring, much like the clothes, doesn't exist.
The media has insinuated LeBron James and the 2010-11 Miami Heat will win over 70 games and the title. While they may win a championship some day, right now I think this is a case of "the king's new ring."
ring king
To receive a felatio, head, oral sex. This term derived from the in between round antics of the NES game Ring King.
Becky gave me some A+ ring king last night.
ring king
Ring King" for the NES started out as just an average boxing game. You begin by training for fighter in power, speed, and stamina. After that it's into the ring you go for your first round of good ol' button-mashing fisticuffs. And that's when it all starts to go downhill.
Whenever you get too close to your opponent, you start to hug up on each other real close and do a little dance. I like to think of this as their way of turning each other on before the real action begins. A little foreplay if you will. Well boys, it was a really well-fought (and well-danced) round, now what say you two head on over to your corners for
thought boxing was all about "the eye of the tiger" not the "one-eyed monster", but apparently I was wrong. In between rounds, both boxers are treated to a lil' wobble-gobble. I mean, there's really no other reason for those assistants to be down there, moving like that. Normally, the assistants will hold a bucket for the boxers to spit in or replace their mouthpieces or what have you. But no, these fellows have become the mouthpieces. I have a hard time believing that this was unintentionally sexual... it's downright blatant if you ask me. The censors must have been drinking pretty fucking heavily the day they let this one slip by. But I'm no ringside announcer by any means, so let's see what they make of the situation. - taken from i-mockery.com
this game is known for the infamous inbetween match antics
Whenever you get too close to your opponent, you start to hug up on each other real close and do a little dance. I like to think of this as their way of turning each other on before the real action begins. A little foreplay if you will. Well boys, it was a really well-fought (and well-danced) round, now what say you two head on over to your corners for
thought boxing was all about "the eye of the tiger" not the "one-eyed monster", but apparently I was wrong. In between rounds, both boxers are treated to a lil' wobble-gobble. I mean, there's really no other reason for those assistants to be down there, moving like that. Normally, the assistants will hold a bucket for the boxers to spit in or replace their mouthpieces or what have you. But no, these fellows have become the mouthpieces. I have a hard time believing that this was unintentionally sexual... it's downright blatant if you ask me. The censors must have been drinking pretty fucking heavily the day they let this one slip by. But I'm no ringside announcer by any means, so let's see what they make of the situation. - taken from i-mockery.com
this game is known for the infamous inbetween match antics
o my god what the hell are those trainers doing
ring ring king
Some fucked up wrestleing move where a big gorilla man spins someone around and then claps his sorry ass to a early grave.
Yo mate you're jaws hangin off you alright? No I've just been ring ring kinged you stupid cunt. I understand that if anymore words come poring out of your cunt mouth ill ring ring king you out of the door!
King of my Ring
A male homosexuals boyfriend, implying that they partake in bum fun or gay intercourse
'Oh Jake, your king of my Ring'
brown ring king
One who, while enthusiastically engaging in vaginal sex suffers slippageand hurriedly rams the offending phallus home into his unsuspecting partner's equally unsuspecting rump.
Hungover Dude #1: Man, last nite when I was givin' the ol' hogleg to Donna, it slipped out and I just lined 'er back up and rammed it right in her brown ring.
Hungover Dude #2: Stevie, that is why you, my friend, are the brown ring king!
(High fives are exchanged and beers are opened)
Hungover Dude #2: Stevie, that is why you, my friend, are the brown ring king!
(High fives are exchanged and beers are opened)
Ring King
Ring King is short for Cock Ring King. Outsiders might be mistaken and think if you’re called this it’s because you’re the king of UFC fighters, but insiders know it’s because someone gave you a cock ring and you mistook it for a hand grip and now people will never let you live it down by deeming you the Ring King.
Diego: “Hey! What’s up, Ring King? What does this remind you of? *does circle shape with fingers* I’m in your head! You’ll never look at a donut the same.”
Ring King: “Please stop.”
Ring King: “Please stop.”