kinkslexic
To read standard text only to discover your initial cognition involved corrupting language in the context of kink or sexual innuendo as opposed to it's actual presentation and or meaning.
I thought when I read that News headline it said "Gonzales yields turmoil fingers". I thought that was kind of hot until I realized that it really said "lingers'. It's okay, don't worry, apparently I'm kinkslexic.