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俚语 kinseyhots syndrome
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Kinseyhots Syndrome

Similar to being in heat, Kinseyhots Syndrome will have you achin’ to have sex w Kinsey.

The symptoms of Kinseyhots Syndrome can be, but are not limited to:

Humping your phone while on the phone with Kinsey.

Licking your phone when Kinsey sends you a pic. Constant thoughts about you and Kinsey’s bodies intertwined and both of you screaming out in pleasure.

Cumming randomly when you use a word that starts with a K.

Extreme sexual tension when near Kinsey.

A sunny happy outlook on life and uncontrollable smiling and laughing.

A deep urge to text and call Kinsey and moan loudly.

When finding a hair of kinseys in your hair you may have the urge to eat it and wriggle on the ground while yellin out “I want youuuuu.”

Hot flashes.

A rise in temperature.

A rise in random erections.

These feelings are strongest when the sun is setting.

They also may seep into your dreams. You more than likely will have constant wet dreams for weeks at a time.

Kinseyhots syndrome has no vaccine and will more than likely stay with you for the rest of your life.

Good luck!! 🥴
“Is that..? Kinsey?! Oh no! I have Kinseyhots Syndrome! I’m cumming!!!”
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