Kirba
Kirba's are pink, chumby, bisexual, eggs from the land of Scots, shots, and thots. They are usually absolute GODS at Tetris. But they have trouble understanding complicated concepts like counting. They are not very intelligent and usually only care about food and horny. It is possible to catch a Kirba in a pokeball but you usually have to offer them food.
"Wow. There goes that fat piece of shit. They be Tetris gods doh. What a Kirba."
Kirba
Kirba is a bisexual egg, chumby boi from the land of the Scots. He/she is very funny and good at Tetris. They always like to pop in randomly at random times in conversations. They eat da poo poo and are stinky and smell. They have trouble understanding large concepts and had to retake 12th grade two times.
"Hahahaha, that's Kirba alright."