Kirp
the tip of a man's penis.
"dude you stepped on my kirp!"
Kirpes
When someone named Kirk give you herpes.
girl on the phone says "OMG Kirk my test came back and you gave me herpes"
kirk replies "No bitch those be Kirpes!! :D :D :D"
kirk replies "No bitch those be Kirpes!! :D :D :D"
Kirp
The act of having intercourse in fresh water basin
Donovan, I took that chick to the lake and kirped her real hard.