A Shrivel Dick

Someone who is a bum or a nuisance that normally crashes the party

“Damn bro I can’t believe she called the cops, she is such A Shrivel Dick”
“Stop being A Shrivel Dick”

shriveled dick

Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.

I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick.

shrivel dick

The act of sexual intercourse despite a male's inability to become sexually aroused by their partner.

"Jody totally wants my d"
"What are you waiting for? Make a move!"
"I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard."
"Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!"

shriveled dick cold

When it's so cold, the dick of any guy will automatically shrivel up.

Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"

Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

When a penis has been in contact with water for an extended period of time, whether it be bathing, swimming etc. The penis then becomes shriveled and wrinkled to the point where it is a fraction of normal size.

Im soaked. And im pretty sure I have Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

I better get out of the pool before I get Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

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shrivel up your dick

Your dick will be soft as shit. Most use in behaviors

Ayo stop smoking it will shrivel up your dick.

俚语	a shrivel dick
释义	A Shrivel Dick Someone who is a bum or a nuisance that normally crashes the party “Damn bro I can’t believe she called the cops, she is such A Shrivel Dick” “Stop being A Shrivel Dick” shriveled dick Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up. I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick. shrivel dick The act of sexual intercourse despite a male's inability to become sexually aroused by their partner. "Jody totally wants my d" "What are you waiting for? Make a move!" "I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard." "Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!" shriveled dick cold When it's so cold, the dick of any guy will automatically shrivel up. Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees." Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!" Shrivel-Dick Syndrome When a penis has been in contact with water for an extended period of time, whether it be bathing, swimming etc. The penis then becomes shriveled and wrinkled to the point where it is a fraction of normal size. Im soaked. And im pretty sure I have Shrivel-Dick Syndrome I better get out of the pool before I get Shrivel-Dick Syndrome Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man Don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man Don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want no shrivel up your dick Your dick will be soft as shit. Most use in behaviors Ayo stop smoking it will shrivel up your dick.
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