kirt
well kirts are really hot they have pretty eyes and the best friend you could ever have always right there by your side you could never find someone else like them!!
oo kirt is really nice
kirt
A very handsome and intelligent guy. A great smile and beautiful eyes along with a huge massive penis.
Hey did you meet kirt?
Yah I met him yesterday, what a great person! I thought he had three legs but it was just his huge penis.
Yah I met him yesterday, what a great person! I thought he had three legs but it was just his huge penis.
kirt
my best friend. possibly THE most beautiful person in the world. no1 can replace her
i love u 4eva kirt! bf4e
Kirt
Massive dong
Hey, Kirt has a massive dong
Kirt
Kirt (noun), plural: Kirts
An attention seeking, self-promoting charlatan found in developing countries who is one part white-savior complex and three parts conspiracy theorist. Almost always a loud mouthed man child, though very rare female versions are rumored to exist. Usually trying to teach a bunch of locals anything from Marxist veganism to genderless theory of thermodynamics. Will shamelessly pass on his or her half-baked conspiracy theories as local sentiment to chalk up some point.
Loves to lecture the poor locals about how screwed up everything in their country is ("the water is racist" or "your food is homophobic"). Might set up multiple social media pages and accounts to serve as sock puppets to enhance his or her stature. Definitely not a cunt, as at least a cunt has warmth and depth.
An attention seeking, self-promoting charlatan found in developing countries who is one part white-savior complex and three parts conspiracy theorist. Almost always a loud mouthed man child, though very rare female versions are rumored to exist. Usually trying to teach a bunch of locals anything from Marxist veganism to genderless theory of thermodynamics. Will shamelessly pass on his or her half-baked conspiracy theories as local sentiment to chalk up some point.
Loves to lecture the poor locals about how screwed up everything in their country is ("the water is racist" or "your food is homophobic"). Might set up multiple social media pages and accounts to serve as sock puppets to enhance his or her stature. Definitely not a cunt, as at least a cunt has warmth and depth.
John: "Did you know that the Government has recruited the trees to spy on the locals? I can always hear them whispering."
Amanda: "Jeez, you're such a Kirt!"
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Ashley: "So ... Michael told me that the locals had been drinking their water wrong all this time."
Patricia: "Stay the fuck away from Michael. He's a Kirt."
Amanda: "Jeez, you're such a Kirt!"
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Ashley: "So ... Michael told me that the locals had been drinking their water wrong all this time."
Patricia: "Stay the fuck away from Michael. He's a Kirt."
dirty kirt
Also called the dirty kirtland in honor of the general. A sexual manuver whereby a woman puts a large red ball in a man's anus. She then hits him in the back of the neck which causes the red ball to shoot out of his anus. The red ball is then used for his gag-harness to limit the screaming caused by the pain of the anal pounding to follow.
Wow, my girlfriend pulled a dirty kirtland on me tonight. My anus really hurts and I wish I wouldn't have eaten tacos for lunch.
Kirt Hammett
Drummer for metallica
Metallica my balls kirt hammett!