Kiss

The sweetest thing a guy can do without bein an ass.

A contraction of the mouth due to an enlargement of the heart

What you do to your boy/girlfriend when you love them so much you feel like dying. It's when two lips touch.

The nicest,sweetest, thing a guy can do without bein an asshole.

1. The act of touching (usually sucking to various degrees) somebody else's lips (or other body part of your choice) with your own. It's considered quite a big milestone (for members of both genders) when you do it for the first time ever (which is usually probably in Intermediate/Middle School, or High School), and is also considered a milestone (while not to the same degree) when you kiss a partner (whether it be your first or not) for the very first time.

2. An often underrated hard rock band most popular and successful in the 70s.

The co-operative nature of their albums often is often overlooked. Unlike most bands, both those days and these days, Kiss songs are not written and performed by only one lead singer. The original lineup of Paul, Gene, Ace, and Peter (as well as later drummer Eric Carr), all took turns writing various compositions and playing lead singer on them, and they all sing good (especially Paul Stanley). Now, how many modern bands (or even other 70s rock bands such as Led Zeppelin) can you say have the chops to do that? Not many.

The overture to more exciting lascivious behavior.

A sign of genetic trust. Your body spends so much energy trying to keep unwanted microbes out, that for you to combine your oral environment with someone else’s is like two countries just opening borders and letting the populations mingle. The problem is, humans are not very selective about who they kiss. Have some alcohol, then add another human with symmetrical features and signifiers of youth and willingness to mate, and kissing will occur. Now the problem is not what most germaphobes fear- systemic illness, nay my friend, the problem is bacteria associated with periodontal disease and caries. Lets say you have a healthy mouth- you brush and floss daily, you keep the sugary drinks down- then you go to a party, get drunk, and make out with Mike the Man whore, Bam! Unbeknownst to you, Mike has generalized chronic moderate periodontitis and rampant decay. Your mouth is then flooded with bacteria associated with these conditions. These bacteria are highly virulent and greatly increase your risk of coming down with the same oral diseases. Oh, and your mouth will not “go back to normal” after a few days, Oh no my friend, these bacteria have been INTRODUCED! They are reproducing like crazy- setting up nice cozy homes in biofilms and gingival sulcuses! Because of your impulse to pass your genes on with what your primitive “ID” considers a good partner, you have allowed the equivalent of an ecological disaster to start in your mouth. Hope you know a good periodontist!