Kissel
A WW2 Vet'rin that used to be a seaman and sang for the glee club way before those turds on FOX. He is wheelchair-bound and a little tin-eared (from a bomb that blew up next to him in dubyadubyatwo). He is an avid boater and duck hunter and employs a funny little Mexican kid named Pico to help him pick daisies and fix the gawd-damned tay-vay.
If you ain't got a good deal on a 52' Hatteras, Kissel don't like dat and his wife don't like dem prices!
If you ain't got a good deal on a 52' Hatteras, Kissel don't like dat and his wife don't like dem prices!
Kissel: "I got water allll over the place! When ya comin' over to fix my sink??"
Plumber: "I don't know no Kissel! Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong party!"
Plumber: "I don't know no Kissel! Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong party!"
Kissel
A regrettable action of despair and stupidity brought on by a massive coke binge.
I was blowing lines like a hoover and wanted some ass so I cashed in my Student Loans to buy more blow and a hooker. When I woke up I saw it was a tranny, I pulled a Kissel
Kissel
1. A substitution of words to the song "A Bushel and a Peck" from Guys and Dolls. Only used when one does not know the words to the song.
2. A british man that comes to New York and can't get rid of his accent.
3. A british pie that is usually used to be thrown in the face.
4. A fancy way to say kiss.
2. A british man that comes to New York and can't get rid of his accent.
3. A british pie that is usually used to be thrown in the face.
4. A fancy way to say kiss.
1. Instead of singing:
I love you, a bushel and a peck!
A bushel and a peck, and a hug around the neck!
A hug around the neck, and a barrel and a heap
A barrel and a heap, and I'm talkin' in my sleep.
About you.
About you!
About you!
One sings:
I love you, a kissel on the cheek...
A kissel on the cheek and a kissel on the neck... etc.
2. Oh my... that is a fat ass kissel!!!
3. WOW! That's a big ass kissel!!!
4. Jeez! That was a long ass kissel!!!
I love you, a bushel and a peck!
A bushel and a peck, and a hug around the neck!
A hug around the neck, and a barrel and a heap
A barrel and a heap, and I'm talkin' in my sleep.
About you.
About you!
About you!
One sings:
I love you, a kissel on the cheek...
A kissel on the cheek and a kissel on the neck... etc.
2. Oh my... that is a fat ass kissel!!!
3. WOW! That's a big ass kissel!!!
4. Jeez! That was a long ass kissel!!!
Kissel
Someone who got all A's in high school and college
I failed a physics test and tried to pull a kissel on the next one, but I couldn't and I failed again.
Kissels
Pronounced- kiss-els.
We like to kiss and cuddle all the time. (sickening, I know) It naturally got shorted to this. A very cute word that I think couples will appreciate.
We like to kiss and cuddle all the time. (sickening, I know) It naturally got shorted to this. A very cute word that I think couples will appreciate.
Come here and give me some kissels babe.
Cant wait to get home and give you lots of kissels.
Cant wait to get home and give you lots of kissels.