ASHTAR
Administrative commander of the airborne division of the Great Brotherhood/Sisterhood of Light whose Commander-in-Chief is known to Earth as Jesus Christ. He commands the protective spacefleet over the western hemisphere.
Don't you dare launch that nuclear weapon.. Ashtar will knock you on your ass.
ASHTAR
The all knowing pwn sauce in a can. The only competetor to the AMAZING Ryu Hyabusa!
ASHTAR is going to REASON your MINUTEZ
Ashtar the Fox
A homosexual faggot who's likes are admittedly pretty close to the above example. (I have absolutely no shame.) With the addition of pretty-boy men, tomboy girls, and a passion for video games and anime.
Ashtar the Fox is a social anarchist, he could care less about how many people are disgusted by his antics! What sort of crazy shit will he get into next?!
Ashtar the Fox
Also: The Unknown Writer is a liar. I'm not a homosexual faggot, I'm just really, really gay.