Kiss The Blarney Stone
The unwelcome touch of porcelain on the end of your penis while sitting on the toilet
I did my best not to kiss the blarney stone while using a festival portaloo
kiss the Blarney Stone
To kiss the Blarney Stone is said to bring about a charm on the kisser, to bestow upon them a silver tongue with which they get the gift of the gab to spin flattery, tales, and songs to mesmerize others.
A man attempting to kiss the Blarney Stone falls to his death. Holmes' investigation reveals this as a murder
Kissing the Blarney stone
A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?
Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!
Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
Person #2: why do you say that?
Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!
Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
Kiss the Blarney Stone
When you lay on your back on a bed with your head hanging off the side with your tongue out, and your partner stands above you and lowers her pussy over your mouth. You then kiss the Blarney Stone….over and over and over!
My brother in law Chris recently told me how Dawn, my sister, cums quickly when he Kiss the Blarney Stone. She loves being over him and getting a unique licking motion. Reminded me of the good old days!