Kiss of the dragon
The dipping of a penis into a shot of alcohol prior to consuming it.
Hey Chris, my tip kinda burns from that kiss of the dragon!
You should probably pour your own shot because Brian is known for surprise kiss of the dragons.
You should probably pour your own shot because Brian is known for surprise kiss of the dragons.
Kissing The Dragon
The act of pressing your lips on the coils of your vape while holding down the ignition switch.
Hey bro, Lookout! You didn't put your cover back on your vape...dude you almost ended up Kissing The Dragon.
kiss of the blue dragon
Describes the incident in which you sit down in a port-a-shitter to take a dump and the sudden impact of your feces hitting the water causes an unsuspected tongue of blue fluid to leap up and lick your grundle.
Bob: hey man, how'd everything come out after that MRE?
Joe: terrible man, I shit a brick and the kiss of the blue dragon splashed my dick.
Joe: terrible man, I shit a brick and the kiss of the blue dragon splashed my dick.