kiss sabay hug
tagalog joke meaning kiss to the dick, the statement itself literally means kiss together with a hug. Is a joke because it sounds like "kiss sa bayag"
Person 1: Uy nag kiss sabay hug na ba kayo ng girlfriend mo.
Person 2 (clueless): Oo naman, sobrang close naman kami eh. Bakit?
Person 1: grahaha
Person 2 (clueless): Oo naman, sobrang close naman kami eh. Bakit?
Person 1: grahaha